October 9, 2011 § 1 Comment
Go forth and eat, my friends.
Thanksgiving is one of my favourite holidays because it’s a holdover from when eating until you couldn’t see was an important part of staying alive. There are some good reasons why every celebratory holiday involves eating:
A) Because it was important to eat a lot, especially with the cold months coming.
B) Because turkey is delicious.
So go out and eat without pity, mercy, or conscience today. But in so doing, remember to be thankful you’ve got food to eat and a computer to see the internet on. This isn’t to browbeat or be preachy. Literally, we have it the best in the world and the best there ever was.
We have turkey and internet. I don’t know what else you could hope for.